I suppose I owe you, my guest, an apology for the state of my blog. However, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sam. A feminine Sam. I was born on the 17th of January. I am a Capricorn, on the Aquarius cusp. My interests include but not limiting to, if not already expressed in this blog, are fantastical ideas, beautiful people (including you, my fine companion), striking photography, crystals and smut. Ah, I mean, I enjoy mythology, books in general (including graphic novels and comics), handsome men and women, and other things that will pop up else where. Like Marvel, and Homestuck, just to name a few. So, yes.
Welcome, my dearest visitor, and I again, apologize for my state. Tread carefully.
Pesterchum is passionatelyApathetic.
RAVENCLAW
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Welcome, my dearest visitor, and I again, apologize for my state. Tread carefully.
Pesterchum is passionatelyApathetic.
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May 21st - 52,249 notes - O
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
May 21st - 96,171 notes - J
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
May 21st - 201,166 notes - J
May 21st - 132,261 notes - O
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
May 21st - 117,898 notes - O
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
May 21st - 251,027 notes - O
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
May 20th - 113,819 notes - J
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
May 20th - 1,273 notes - J
requested by: sea-dilemma
May 20th - 26,750 notes - J
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
holy crap
wow the voices are so off
COW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
there is a phallus and it is repeatedly entering and exiting my brain, slowly but surely fucking every single brain cell I once had out of my skull
May 20th - 228,228 notes - O
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 20th - 73,083 notes - O
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
May 20th - 172,500 notes - O
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
May 20th - 65,647 notes - O
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
May 20th - 38,225 notes - J
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
May 20th - 31,724 notes - O
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
